Mike Roberts

Mike Roberts was born on July 6, 1983, in Chula Vista, California. He is 5' 11" tall, weighs 170, and has an 8½", uncut dick. Described as "gay for pay," he has been prolific. One editor said, "we'd watch Mike Roberts do anything. We'd watch him do housework. We'd watch him piss." There is a photo shoot where he is doing housework, and this is one of the shoots from Boys Pissing where he...pisses. There's another shoot where he doesn't even take off his shirt and shoes, just hauls her out and whizzes and puts it away. He's done everything from the cover of Freshmen Mag, to BDSM, to exercise, to wrestling around with fat old Jake Cruise (shudder), he earned his money on that one.

A fellow on a forum said, "I can't stand porn performers like Mike Roberts. He just stands there and gets serviced. He can go away and never come back as far as I'm concerned. But I guess some gay men like guys like that." Yes, I do. I'd happily service him. (Which should give the lie to my being hair obsessed.)