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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

On Dogs

Last post of the month, shamelessly stolen from Ray's Cowboy.



The reason a dog has so many friends
is that he wags his tail
instead of his tongue.

-Anonymous




A dog is the only thing
on earth that loves you
more than he loves
himself.

-Josh Billings







There is no psychiatrist in the world
like a puppy licking your face.


-Ben Williams





The average dog
is a nicer person
than the average person.

-Andy Rooney





Anybody who doesn't know
what soap tastes like
never washed a dog.


- Franklin Jones





If your dog is fat,
you aren't getting
enough exercise

-Unknown





My dog is worried about the economy
because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.

-Joe Weinstein








If you pick up a starving dog
and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference
between a dog and a man.

- Mark Twain




Dogs are not our whole life,
but they make our lives whole.

-Roger Caras






If you think dogs can't count,
try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then give him only two of them.

-Phil Pastoret

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