The reason a dog has so many friends
is that he wags his tail
instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
A dog is the only thing
on earth that loves you
more than he loves
himself.
-Josh Billings
There is no psychiatrist in the world
like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams
The average dog
is a nicer person
than the average person.
-Andy Rooney
Anybody who doesn't know
what soap tastes like
never washed a dog.
- Franklin Jones
If your dog is fat,
you aren't getting
enough exercise
-Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy
because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein
If you pick up a starving dog
and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference
between a dog and a man.
- Mark Twain
Dogs are not our whole life,
but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count,
try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret
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