Hayloft

Ever made out in a hayloft? Ever been in a hayloft? Ever seen one? (This guy has his leather jacket under him for a reason.)

Dennis

Dick McKay

Dick McKay is from Oregon. He was born in December 1977, stands 5' 7", weighs 175 lbs., and has an 8.5" dick.

Harry Judd

I had never heard of Harry Judd, or McFly for that matter, when I ran across the first image on Tumblr. No frontal but I like his bod. He was born December 23, 1985, in Chelmsford, England, stands 6' 1", and is McFly's drummer.

Detective Work

I was rummaging around a tumblr this morning, when I ran across the following pic:

Now, I've had this pic in my vast collection for years, but my version did not have the Max Studio on it. I had wondered who the guy was, but without a clue there was no way to find out. Now I had a clue. A Google image search for Max Studio was no help because there's a Max Studio that makes dresses and shoes and whatnot, and another that makes video games. A regular search wasn't much better; too many people think Max Studio is a great name. So, I tried max studio photography. The sixth item to popup was a Model Mayhem page for Max Studio. Go there and the fourth thumb in his portfolio was my man. Whoopee, I'm going to find out who he is. Click on the thumb, then on details, and, Crap! No model name and a caption of Yoel and a location of Buenos Aires. Back to his portfolio where the fifth thumb was the following:

Same details, but I recognized this guy, whereas I hadn't the first pic. I've got pics of that guy. What's his name? Alonzo, I think. So I do a disk search for Alonzo and I get a hit, but it ain't this guy. I waste some time scrolling through Windows Image Gallery, but I've got thousands of pics and it could take forever. So, what the hell, back to Google. Do an image search for 'alonzo gay porn.' Long-shot, right? The very first guy to pup up was my man, but it's spelled Alonso. Back to disk search for alonso, and up he pops. (One of the places he pops up is in the published folder for this blog: Alonso) He modeled for Young Hot Latinos.

Some of the pics on my computer are in a folder named Paul Alba. Do an image search for that and it turns out that he also modeled for Brazilian Studz.

So, at long last I've discovered the identity (sort of) of my mystery man. But you know what? None of the pics live up to the promise of that first one. To my eyes anyway. But I got some satisfaction out of solving the mystery.